Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

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wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

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Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"