wankwich

1. being sandwiched intentionally or unintentionally between two masturbating people

2. in the midst of a particularly long and arduous essay, placing on either side of a quotation 100 words of absolute tripe (or jizm)

3. a sandwich, the primary filling of which should be ejaculate (male or female)

1. i woke up in the tent last night, and Adam and Liv had me in a wankwich!

2. this is taking waaaay too long - time to wankwich this quote in!

3. you know what i am totally in the mood for? a big fat fucking wankwich. on rye.