wappler

a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "

girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "

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wappler

an apple flavored apple that wavers easily when fishes swims the sea of shippers.

When the fishes are dominant, wapplers pop out like mushrooms.

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Wappler Bomb

A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.

- Dude, I blacked out last night. can't remember a thing
- Why? Had a Wappler Bomb?

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