war dump

The act of emptying your bowels before battle or a strenuous activity.

Tom: “bro I’m cramping up before every game do you know what the deal is”
John: “just go take a war dump, your body wants to be ready”

7👍 1👎

war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.

Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.