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(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
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(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
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(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
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(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
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A person who attends Warped Tour.
Taylor: Hey, you went to warped tour this year. That means you're not a warped virgin anymore.
Katrina: Yeah, I'm a warpie now.
A young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. Not to be confused with "trekkie".
Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.
"Did you see the warpies with their beads, ponytails and bellbottoms?".
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1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"
2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.
Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....
Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!