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He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney
hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney
hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney
hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney
he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney
he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed
wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!
hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat
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fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night
you're as fat as wayne rooney
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A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
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A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.
Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers
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Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance.
"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!
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Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.
Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.
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The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.
Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.
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