webtan

n. ghostly pallor acquired through long hours spent in front of a computer. telltale sign of net (ie internet) addiction.

(worker 1): Yo dude, how was the labor day weekend?
(worker 2): Seriously intense. Fun, sun, and watersports.
(worker 1): word. i surfed the entire internet.
(worker 2): yes you are sporting a serious webtan.