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weezel

is when you change into a different character. a specific time of day when you turn into weezel when your inner self is out and weezifed to the public.

im bout to turn my weezel on.

thats not even his weezel.

by Dylie July 7, 2009

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


weezel

a guy whom i already am starting to miss

i hope weezel will miss me as much as i will miss him

by anonymous April 19, 2004

11πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


weezel

the one and only (also known as urd)

weezel is the coolest person ive ever met, by the way, did you see his butt pirate?

by WEEZEL May 6, 2003

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


alpha weezel

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

by mrkts4fun April 5, 2008


stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to β€œweezel” in unnoticed by market makers and β€œweezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the β€œAlpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 5, 2008

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


weezel dick

A penis that has been slept on or previously thought of as sub par but in reality is a sneakily fantastic penis in overall appearance, girth, and length.

Yo Jeff, I heard that cripple in the band actually has a weezel dick, rumor has it he has been hooking up with a playboy bunny.

by StiffyLongBottom May 25, 2022