weil

the god of all life

Eden:Only those apointed by Weil may enter
Mysterious man:But i AM Weil
Eden:Weeeell... we may have a problem there
Mysterious man:Say what?
Eden:You didn't exactly appoint yourself now did you...

-"return 3:13, book of genisis"

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weil

a perverted person who loves wendy and himself

1. weil you fetch me a pail of water
2. weil is an idiot

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weil

frotch, small weiner, crazy eyes

"wanna feel my frotch"-simon weil
"i want that"- anonymous male

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weil

There was nothing in the void, only emptyness and weil.

-void 1:01, book of genisis.

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weil

into his creation he breathed life...
and thus the earth was born.

-void 1:05, book of genisis

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weil

and he said to them thus...
"Damn im good" and they obeyed.

-void 1:07, book of genisis

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weil

his computer had broken down.

-void 1:04, book of genisis

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