well penis

Your Grandpa's vagina

If you see a rinkley old penis, you KNOW it's your grandpa's!

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yeah well my penis is bigger

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)

Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

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