to become drunk, stoned or otherwise to the point of nonsensical jibberish. In honour of legendary NewsToday.com user 'wendell'.
"I've have a bad day, got to get to the pub and get wendelled"
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Heβs too cute you canβt even handle how cute he is and he can fuck you so good you never want it to end. Heβs so sweet and looks like heβs so sweet and is the sweetest boy you will ever meet and know how to treat his girlfriend right and once he finds love he will want them to be his true love heβs a very sexy guy once you meet him you will never let go of him for how he is
βBro wendell is so sexy if fuck himβ βhe is so perfect with his girlfriendβ β BRO HES SO HOT β
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A beautiful man with a beautiful heart and soul. This man is someone who puts others before himself and has endless love to give. A Wendel may have his own demons on the inside but he hides them well to help people tackle their own problems. He always puts others first and is highly intelligent. Wendel also has a soulmate, always a Lauren. Together they help the world and defeat negativity. They spread smiles and love
He is always there for me, what a Wendel
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A fine man that bags lots of bitchs.
He is independent and he cares for money. He is black and sexy.
Girls can resist him
I wish I was like Wendell
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A boy who gets in trouble a lot. He specializes in climbing buildings and planking on top of them. He also spends a lot of time at a park, where he and his friends have fun by pissing in glass bottles and throwing them at trains. Wendel also enjoys mooning people. Wendel manages to get himself kicked out of everywhere he goes, including school. A Wendel will always have ADHD. Wendel is also an extreme lady killer, who fucks every girl he sees.
Guy-whos that dude planking on top of the library?
girl-oh that's wendel <3
guy-why the heart?
girl-me and him did doggystyle last night :D
guy-oh, ya. hes definitly a wendel
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The act of being raped (usually up the ass) by a friend or loved one, often in the handi-caped stall at a McDonalds restroom.
Billy never trusted James after he Wendled him at the local MiccyD's!
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To say Salvadoran lies, make Salvadoran excuses and workout all the time. Than return back to your old shitty job
He said he was gonna quit his job and come work with us, but i think hes wendelling us