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Werf

(Wu-er-ff)
V. To fart out of male genitalia
V. Any release of organic material from the human body
Adj. smells, tastes, or looks displeasing or pleasing

Bro! Who just werfed?

If we win Iโ€™m going to werf!

by Jon of Arc March 3, 2023


werf

English (UK) slang for "worth." Comes from dropping the "th" at the end and instead pronouncing it as an "f."

MARK: That's the most poncey fuckin' jacket I seen in donkey's years.
NIGEL: What's that? I'll fuck you up you fuckin' tosser!
TED: Nigel, just leave it mate! It's not werf it, there's Old Bill all over the gaff!

by don_tardo December 27, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


werf

"Werf" was created to replace the more cumbersome "he or she" and, as such, can be used anywhere the third person singular pronoun would be used. Eg. "Who is this reader and why is werf so upset?"

Most unusually, the pronoun does not decline in its object form, so "werf" can also be used to replace "him or her." Eg. "I don't think anyone here knows werf in RL."

The possessive form of "werf" is "werf's" (or possibly "werfs"). It replaces "his or her." Eg. "What is werf's problem?"

The werfish form of "his or hers" (possessive noun as opposed to possessive adjective) is unclear. The correct form may be "werfs," but the usage has not yet settled down. "Werfself" may also be used as a substitution for "himself" or "herself." Eg. "If every reader would search the archives for werfself, werf would save the writers a lot of time."

As a fairly new addition to the English language, the usage of "werf" is still in flux, although I think the above outlined rules are becoming fairly concrete. Additional, non-standard uses of werf include using it as a general term for people ("Greetings, werfs!") and also as a mild expletive or interjection ("What the . . . werf?").

"Who is this reader and why is werf so upset?"

by IONOSONO December 13, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Werf

Another of saying "got em" or "deuce". Means that you just destroyed another person in an argument or with a retort.

Jim: You don't know how to spell ameliorate?!?
John: You asked me how to spell apple last week. Werf son

by KidCuDijnsksnsm December 17, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


werf

Werf or Werff means "shipyard" in Dutch. Places which repair and build ships. In german it is spelled "Werft". In English, the corresponding word is "Wharf"...

(werf) Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco California

by werft April 29, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


werf

its when a guy farts out of his penis

in the middle of class adam werfed

by JD Challenger May 18, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


werf?

1. A short-form request for clarification -- usually as a result of an ambiguous statement having been made.

2. A short-form way of saying "which part of our previous exchange was this last message connected to?" Especially common in multi-threaded conversations.

3. Are you talking to the correct person?

A: Can I get a ride home?
B: I'm going to an AA meeting straight down 93.
A: Werf?

by sk4tr4ct0r October 9, 2012

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