A person who or the act of attaching suction cupped masturbatory devices onto random surfaces in public for gratification
Someone Westcotted that restaurant window. There is a large weiner affixed to the glass flapping in the wind.
When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.
I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.
alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!