Wet Pork

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

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