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When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"
"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
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While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".
I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.
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Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"
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to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.
yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.
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A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.
I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.
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I was playing whack-a-mole last night to that Ciara video
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While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!"
Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby!
Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole!
Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs>
Girl: I love you.
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