Whaff

(v.) The act of fanning putrid smells/fumes towards an unsuspecting individuals nostrils. This action is typically performed in the presence of spouses or significant others.

Damnit baby.... don't whaff the dogs fart this way!! Whats wrong with you?

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Whaffe

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?

Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

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whaffe

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?
Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

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Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

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