Whale Oil

Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.

You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.

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whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

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whale oil beef hooked

If said really fast, sounds like a swearing irishman.

Person 1: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
Person 2: Whale oil beef hooked.

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whale oil beef hooked

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

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It sounds like "Well i'll be fucked" in an irish accent

Irish guy: "Whale oil beef hooked"
Another irish guy: **laughs**