whanking

Whining while planking.

Damian, quit whanking while we are all planking!

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Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

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Whanks

Fried chicken.

YO DEWD, PASS DHA WHANKS.

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whank

A cooler version of thank.

"here is a gift for whanksgiving" "whank you!"
"whanks"
"whankful"

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Whank

Basically whack and jank mixed together.

Pineapple on pizza is whank.

Whank

A cross between a WHORE and a SKANK. One level above a Slore, but a level under a Cunt. Can be used to describe males, females, and sleezy cats.

Lafonda is such a WHANK. She's been around the block and back. TWICE. Poor Napoleon.

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Whank

A girl that is a whore and a skank at the same time.

"Bianca is such a whank!"

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