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A basic piece of information any modern person should know.
That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!
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Dude dating a drag queen thinking it's a women because he don't know"what time it is "or "what's the tee"
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The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
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"What time is it?"
"Currently, at the very moment I am writing this, it is: 8:26 P.M. on February 1st, 2007."
Uh, when I was writing tags, a minute slipped by. So now it is 8:27 P.M. on February 1st, 2007.
Now I'm editing this from my email so I can official submit this to urbandictionary.com. And another minute slipped by. So now it's 8:28 P.M. on February 1st, 2007. Now I'm writing this and another minute slipped by, so now it's 8:29 P.M. on February 1st, 2007
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Where we stand in a relationship
relates to having your cake and eating it too
What time is it? Asking your love interest if you meet, exceed or fail their love requirements. Getting a daily review of your attributes positive or negative is bad peanutbutter and jelly time.
What time is it? *Arriving at this type of coldness comes from pressing the issue or asking too often or for too much..
What time is it? Napoleon Dynamite didn't take that girl that wouldn't dance with him to the same dance every day, day after day for.. God, it seemed like an Eternity.
Girl looks at her watch and smiles at you is telling you She knows what time it is.
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When someone has a low quality watch and gets bullied for it.
Brad: "Hi guys, just bought a new watch from Primark!"
Tom: "HAHAH, What time is it?
Brad: "What does that mean?"
Tom: "It means that you're poor and got a dead watch"
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Prison slang meaning you shouldn't need any explanation about the results of what you did. Whatever you did or do, it's going to get you beat the fuck up.
You stole from everyone, you snitch to the cops. Punk bitch, you know what time it is.
If you ever cross me, you know what time it is.
If you disrespect my mom, you know what time it is.
If you don't pay your taxes, you know what time it is.
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