whatsie

When the name of a person is forgotten, "whatsie" is used instead.

"Oh yeah, you spoken to ah... whatsie lately?"
"Who?"

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Whatsi

When you can't remember the name of a person, place or thing. Short of what's it called

"Your mum's seeing whatsi"
"She lives near, you know the whatsi"
"Hey can you chuck me the whatsi"

Whatsy

The cheesiest way possible to call the app Whatsapp.

Usually said in informal situations, together with a cerain affection towards the app

"I just saw my messages today on Whatsy!"
"Gosh! I have 14 new messages on Whatsy!