Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

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