white bandit

The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.

Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."

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white trash bandits

the WTB is a way of life

(1)noun....in order to be WTB you must
1.drink alot!
2.always back up your homies
3.drink alot!
4.always do what you want
5.be true to yourself
6.represent no matter what!
7.you need not be white. black, asian, or whatever! if your WTB then you can claim!!!
(2)noun....an extremly odd person like a gutter punk or a crazy redneck preferably someone who doesnt shower....ever.

(1)man! that guy drank like 8 forties and he still had the balls to fight that dude who was talkin' shit and protect his homies
(2)dude did you see that homeless guy he was totally WTB!

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