Can be very good or dry as dog shit
Terran : Yo look what I made
Amelio : Let me try it
Terran : What do you think
Amelio : Taste like white people food
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White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and donβt realize that theyβre the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!
White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, itβs probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my familyβs secret spice.
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Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect
Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.
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In order to make white people food what you do is take any meat, put a whole grain of salt on it or two if your in the mood for something spicy, then soak it in egg and cook it until it's just edible, can be other types of food but is usually meat that is so horrible when made by them
Juan: Yo I don't want to go over my friend joe's house. All is family does is cool white people food.
Lee: damn that shit must suck dude!! White people food is so bland and basically raw.
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βEthnicβ food made by white people for white people in an attempt to look like non-white food
General Tsoβs chicken isnβt chinese, itβs just white people food.
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Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.
Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection
Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"
Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"
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