whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

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whitelocks

dreadlocks on a white person.

some stupid bitch from jail:"Girrrrrl, what is with your hair, don't you have a comb?"
me:"bitch, they're called whitelocks!"

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wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

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