whizzard

Whizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the Sorcerers, and often the most skilled.

The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

An honored title bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

Whizzard mispelled by lower IQ persons. Proper spelling is Whizard.

Double z' usually used by half asleep idiots. Such as wizz=PISS, proper wiz=URINE/PISS. Of course you must have an IQ above 50 to know the difference between Whiz=INTELLECTUAL and wiz="to take a wiz"

No examples needed, if you have an IQ above 50 you know what this means.

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whizzard

Someone that fancies meth a whole lot.

DJ Dan no longer spins breaks after having been a retired whizzard for some years.

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Whizzard

A Whizzard is someone who walks in the snow sending positive affirmations out into the universe to bless every sentient being in existence.

I became a Whizzard years ago with the opportunity to use the loving energy and my perception is lucid, Prayer and affirmations are powerful to heal and when seeds of love are planted within them they become magic.

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Whizzard of Oz

Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.

Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.