whore's way

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.

man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."

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whore's way

An unfortunate or unsatisfactory situation, in which typically a milf-jockey is to blame.

Guy 1 - "Hey."
Guy 2 - "What?"
Guy 1 - "Can you believe that the BP oil spill led to the zombie apocalypse?"
Guy 2 - "I know, that's crazy huh?"
Guy 3 - "I have AIDS."
Guy 1 - "..."
Guy 2 - "That's a whore's way."

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whore way stop

noun/when a whore crosses the street impeding traffic of four or more cars

" Dude, is was going to work and i got stuck in a whore way stop!"