whoreman

a morman who does not abide by the morman rules.
and is a slut/whore.

"dude, shes not a true morman, that girls a straight up whoreman"

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Whoremanism

Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...

*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).

Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”

Whoreman

Jackmormon who can take a missionary and turn them out.

I often find myself taking good Mormons and making them do debacherous things.turnng them into whoremans

whoremanizer

A form of womanizer that only goes for the easy lays, or hire prostitiutes and gives them funny money or makes off with the payment after sex.

You're lecherous, but not entirely a womanizer. You sir, are a whoremanizer.

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Whoreman

a whoreman is a female morman who dates guys before she is allowed to - mormans cannot date until they are 16. Also, it is a mormon who has an excess of 173 spouses. (male or female)

Jenny- Oh my gosh did you see that Tori is dating Ben??
Kelly- I thought she was a Mormon?
Jenny- She is!
Kelly- But she's only 14! What a whoreman!

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leila whoreman

self center ass bitch who does nothing but takes from you. she likes to rant about skinny shaming but fat shames and plays the victim. she thinks staring at you makes you uncomfortable but it’s just creepy. she follows you around because she’s obsessed with you. you should probably get a restraining order

boy: have you seen leila whoreman recently?
girl: yeah she’s fucking ugly

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Whoreman

A man who has a 9-5 job and frequents whores during off hours. Has very low self worth and uses most of his paycheck fulfill his needs. Feels guilty after such depraved acts and paranoid of catching whore infections.

I'm afraid that if I continue my ways I will become

A whoreman.