why hello

An exclamation at an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex.
Downgrades to "hello" for just good looking and then "Bah. GoodBYE." at the opposite end of the spectrum.
Most effectively used when abroad and you can get away with it a tiny bit more.

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: He's a bit of a why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!
*stunned male stares*
Hannah: Uh...
*forces mobile phone to head*
Hannah: Uh... Hello... Mum?

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why hello there

A fancy way of saying hi
-Walifett

Why hello there its ya boi

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Why Hello John

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.

Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.

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Why hello thar

A persuasive statement, usually given with a hand thrust, to indicate desire of anal sex with another person

Hot girl: Hey!
Guy who desperately wants hot girl: Why hello thar!! (thrusts hand forward)

Hand gesture

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Underscore is thumb (sticking out), first two straight lines are index and middle finger (both stick up), the 'i' is ring finger (remains down) and last straight line is pinky (sticks up).

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