Whyoming

defn: A place you want to avoid like the plague.

Whyoming, a play on the spelling and name of the desolate state Wyoming, adding a "h" in a proper place, helps ask the eternal question: "Why?"

Wyoming is a cold, very windy, desolate state. It has the least amount of people per square mile for a reason. The largest city is its capital, Cheyenne, which is in the range of 60,000 people (yes, a few universities have more students than that).

In short, though it has a few beautiful areas, it's known to urban and city people as a place to avoid like the plague. Why go to Wyoming when Colorado is nearby?

"I don't wanna' go to that lame frat party--that's Whyoming!"

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Whyomed

When you are forced to go to Wyoming but you really don't want to.

"Yo dude, I just got Whyomed. The communists in Colorado forced me to flee to- *Shudder* Wyoming!" - Chad
"Bro that's tough. I fled to Wisconsin. The cheese land." - Marty

Whyoming

A state where (1) everyone INSIDE the state wants to know the reason for everything, and (2) everyone OUTSUDE the state wants to know the reason that everyone INSIDE the state wants to live there, since it's so windswept, desolate, and boring.

You wanna take an American-southwest vacation? Whyoming, of all places??