wideclops

A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)

"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"

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wideclops

A person with eyes too far apart.

Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.

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Wideclops

Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.

I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!

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WideClops

A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.

Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.