wife selling

The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.

The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!

White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.

Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.

White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!

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