wifty

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

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wifty

extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool

Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.

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wifty

The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.

He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.

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wifty

wifty can be another word for beast, sick, wicked and other words meaning cool or awesome things. it can also stand for White Inbred Fucking Tipsy Yaks. you can come up with something else that it stands for as long as the word yak or yaks is involved, (normally, actually forcibly as the last word)

"Hey dude, i just the most wifty thing EVER!"

"hey you guys, there's a wifty outside!"

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