Wilcoxing

Wilcoxing the act of Tom Wilcox ignoring all of you calls and text. Disappearing for weeks and months at a time.

Hi tom where have you been for the last six months oh I just decided to do some wilcoxing.

Wilcoxing

The act of unwanted holding and cuddling while highly intoxicated. Usually unwanted.

Dude did you see that guy wilcoxing the drunk girl from New York. She was totally not into it.

Wilcox

A man's penis hanging out from his Boxers

Danny: "oh my god wilcox is wilcoxing"
Jack: "Fuck is that?!"

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Wilcoxing it

For a individual to take a extremely long time to complete a small or simple task.
To wake up angry every day to the fact of a small penis.

It took Dave over a hour to screw in a light bulb , he was totally wilcoxing it so he didn’t have to do any more work before lunch . He also has to sit down to pee .

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wilcoxed

to look in a seductive way; eye f******

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she totally just wilcoxed me"

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wilcox

shotgun; inhaling smoke and blowing it into someone else's mouth

Hey Daniel, can I get a wilcox?

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ethan wilcox

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.

Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."

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