Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

Wine-Cork Shit

When you have that one solid piece of poop in your butt that's keeping the 15 gallons of Diarrhea from spewing out.

Typically it leads to a nasty smell and doesn't feel very good.

I ate a ton of bread before I went to Taco Bell. The Wine-Cork Shit is better than explosive Diarrhea in public, y'know?

Red Wine Cork Surprise

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.

Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.

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