Wined, Dined and 69ed

This is a turn of phrase, if you will, for a way to get a prospective partner into a mutually agreeable sexual position. By feeding the partner wine/booze and food, they will become content and hopefully aroused enough to allow the other person’s mouth to become engaged on their genitals. And said alcohol will also allow for one’s own mouth to become engaged in the other person’s genital at the same time, creating a position resembling the number “69”.

The first time i met this hoe, we wined, dined and 69ed, then i left the bitch that same night. Good times.

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wine dine & 209

when someone you are dating turns into a stalker and you file a 209a restraining order

1.Gf: "he's a stalker, his last gf had to wine dine & 209 him"

2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"

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wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

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wine and dine

You fuckers have it all wrong. It is used as an expression to express your intentions with a female.
To "wine and dine" someone would be to take them out for an expensive dinner, with some expensive alcohol (not exclusively wine) and then to proceed with fucking the cunt off them.

It can also be used for us middle classed people. For example, instead of an expensive dinner, Mickey D's and a cheap ass flick.

I'm going to wine and dine that bitch from accounting. She's been asking for it all month.

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WINE and DINE

stupid ass phrase used by Georgian ex-Air Force reserve mofo's in an attempt to make you think they want to treat you like royalty in exchange for some homosaix taiim.

Bouy, Imma' wine and dine you this faiin evening.

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Wine and dine

To drink red (or white) wine with a girl and then eat her out. Great way to earn a killer blowjob another night or have her tell the town you're all types of man. Sex is a possible outcome.

"Jake wine and dined Giovanna, apparently he had her legs shaking like a dog during a belly rub, I wish he would pay attention to me" said Sheila, who dreamt of stroking Jake's long hard rod with her tongue later that night, hoping that she could be next in line to be wined and dined upon.

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wine and dine

Term used by hotel-goers to prostitute themselves to the management in exchange for for a free room.

Patron: "Um, do you wine and dine?" *wink* *wink*

Front Desk: "Huh?"

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