Withrow

to fall and destroy oneself so badly that the nipple begins to bleed

Hey guys, remember when Kyle WITHROW'D into the boat at the lakehouse?

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Withrow

A person that tends to stretch or lie about the smallest of things.

Dude i know you didnt have sex with her, dont be a withrow!

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withrowed

To be in a conversation with someone who hibitually goes way off topic, only to confuse and or anger others in the converstation.

The other day Brad totally withrowed me when we were talking about beavers in the pond, and he just went off about scat munching and how much he loves it.

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withrowed

A person who can be talking about something or telling a story and they habitually change the subject in the middle without warning. These people usually have vibrating anal plugs implanted 6 inches deep in their colon. The anal plugs are set to vibrate at random times during the day. This explains the reason for the subject change. Heck, wouldn’t you change the subject if it felt like you were having gay sex (Def #5) every 3 to 7 minutes.

The other day Brad totally withrowed us when he was telling us a story about a Brahma bull, chocolate puddin (Def. #2) and a giant 1200 pound silver back (Def #2) gorilla. Then, in mid sentence he proceeds to tell us how he has become a skankaholic and especially if she is a bouche.

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Withrow Mask

It is when you are having anal intercourse and are about to come, you put your hand over her mouth & nose so that she sucks & gasps, thus clenching her ass cheeks really hard to a pleasurable climax.

I was fucking her from behind and decided that for my pleasure i would give her the "Withrow Mask", it was awsome!!!

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Karl Withrow

Karl is a retarded pompous asshole who’s rich and likes getting loaded in all orifices and is afraid of kids named Connor. Karl usually has dad issues and is a cum guzzling blatant homosexual or formerly known as the alphabet mafia

Dude1: That guy over there is such a Karl withrow
Dise2: I know I hope my son won’t be one

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David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.

You are such a David Withrow, I love you man!