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woketard

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

by AmosDW July 25, 2019

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woketard

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

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Woketard

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

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Woketard

A green/Purple haired fat democrat who is a PC Leftist cult Sheopleton

That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .

by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021

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Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship

Joe Biden is such a Woketard

by Qanon ymous February 25, 2022

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Woketard

A woke messiah, woketard.

She's got her head so far up her rectum, such a woketard.

by Frank Id April 17, 2023

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Anti-woketard

An anti-woke person that can't tell their head from their shoes.

Alice: I'm homeschooling my kids so that they don't grow up to be gay vaccinated communists.
Bob: (thinking) What an anti-woketard.

by MalumLibrum958 June 15, 2024