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a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
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An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."
Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
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A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.
Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.
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An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."
Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
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