Wombus

The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.

I achieved Wombus today.

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Wombus

when a woman has a rhombus shaped womb, implying she's a dysfunctional slut

Man, I plowed that girl last night, definitely had a wombus

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Wombus

An extremely large or fat person that makes you feel jolly because they dont realize. they think they have friends in most cases, and sometimes do, as they are so very friendly. people dont like being mean to them.

Santa Clause.

OR

girl: ewwww andy just said he likes me

best friend: uh why do you talk to him? Wombus.. seriously. he is.

girl: well yeah.. but hes so nice. i like texting him:)

best friend: okay sounds like a plan, he makes me feel jolly.

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Wombus

A creature that lives only around a small town called Loma Mar, and eats blood. it looks like a giant armadillo without the shell...

"Bushes rusle"
Danielle: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
John: it was just a Wombus...

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