wonkavator

willy wonkas "elevator" that can go not just up and down, but it can go sideways and slantways and front ways and squareways...you get the picture

charlie: "its an elevator."
willy: "uh, no. its a wonkavator"

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wonkavator

a huge slut, a chick who fucks sideways, leftways, sqaureways, upways,downways, diagonal ways
also Frankies mom.

i fucked her sideways, bro
sideways, leftways, upways, downways, shes like the fucking wonkavator

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wonkavate

You bring me up, like a crazy elevator to heaven.

“You wonkavate me!”