wrinklegina

noun condition of the vagina
Pronounced: "ring-kel-jy-na"

Definition: When one's vagina is

(a) old;
(b) gratuitously pummelled to contain many wrinkles;
(c) wrinkle-sized land parcels of skin on one's vagina to reflect uncouth representations of what one would normally look like to be considered "tappable".

I went down on a girl, not to be fortunate enough to find a fine haven, but to find a nasty wrinklegina.