xuck

the one thing left that can rhyme with fuck that isnt defined

xuck you

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Xucked

Xucked: It’s a term used to describe a person that has accepted a substandard product or service experience from a company owned by Elon Musk, and still be a vocal and public champion of said product or service.

Woke up Friday, stuck my dick in the Tesla Cybertrunk frunk expecting it not to chop it off. Unfortunately it was raining and none of the doors will open so I could not retrieve my severed penis in time to get it reattached. But it is still THE smoothest experience I’ve had without a penis. Hopefully Elon fixes the sharp edges with the new software update. In the meantime I hope he services my wife regularly so she doesn’t divorce me for getting my dick cut off. I don’t know if I’ve been Xucked, but boy howdy, I love that truck!