xylaphone

One of the 26 most important things learnt at ages 0-3, and unless you work in a call center you wont think of it more than 15 times in the year, let alone say it

a is for apple
c is for cat
x is for... erm... xylaphone

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xylaphonic

Being very musical in the sense of knowing good music, and being able to name songs by simply hearing the instruments being played.

"Last night during music trivia Eugune was simply xylaphonic."

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Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone