ya dad

A common answer to ya mam jokes.
Often seen as funny the first few times but boys tend to think up more come backs after a lot of use. Such as ya nana or ya sister.

Boy: Ya mam..hahahaha
Girl: Oh yeh? Well ya dad
Boy: :O *speechless*

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Ya dad

The most complex form of comebacks that only level 99 gangstas can wield, (must need the nigga pass to use this card) niggas from all over the world have bum crackhead ass dads so this card is the best you can pull.

Jamal:“You smell like shit”
Tyson: “Yeah aight, ya dad nigga”
*Mixing commences

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Ya Mum's Ya Dad

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

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Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

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ya dad sells avon

it means your what it says

person 1 :"your a dickhead fam"
person 2 :" shut up bruv ya dad sells avon"

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ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

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