yachtporn

When you just want to “get your boat money” and aren’t quite there yet. Gotta get that self gratification coming from the act of watching slow, descriptive, high resolution imagery of ultra expensive luxury yachts, overdubbed with exhaustive hours of mind numbing easy listening music.

I finally told Steve after sitting through 18 minutes and 28 seconds of yachtporn full of slick images of hot oiled teak, well lubed stern drives (and shafts) in exotic locals I could take no more