you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.

Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.

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You're a duck

Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do

me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck