you beat

In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.

"What did you have?"
"You beat."

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you beat?

A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.

Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?

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you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

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You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

you can't beat it

Like a sore dick

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.

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throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

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Beat you on

To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league

"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."

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