you locking in

Hooking it up providing I got you

Hey come over I'm grilling ribs and making Puerto Rican food.

Oh yeah, you locking in!

Hey Pookie got that settlement and he's taking all of us to the club and he's locking in for all of us.

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

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Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

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Are you going to Drew Lock me?

This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.

Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.

Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?

when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

you a lock

to be valid in someone’s book.

you a lock to come to my party

are you tryna lock in?

Are you tryna lock in?- do you want to love and be successful and achieve goals.

"Are you tryna lock in? Serenity"