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this can be used when someone is incredible attractive and you find them just really hot and sexy
"I love you babe, you are sex!"
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Fold you like sex is the phrase used by two highly intense lovers ready to bring their performance in the bedroom to a whole new level. The overall position allows for one partner to be folded over themselves being overlapped by their own body whilst they are being sexed and folded by the other sex partner. This sex can be used ball all genders at any amount of people performing this advanced technique. The person being folded can feel their partner reaching into their stomach as they watch the insertion of their genitals.
Lucas: "Ohhh Oliver, I'm going to fold you like sex."
Oliver: "So Lucas, are we going to fold him like sex?"
Dhar Mann: "NOO RUSSEL, PLEASE DON'T FOLD ME LIKE SEX WITH YOUR YOGA BALL!!!"
the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*
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Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
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some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex
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Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)
Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
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A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.