you raped it

wen u kill a joke so bad that its not even a kill...u raped it

Mike Bajac: why was 6 afraid of seven....cuz 7 ate 9
SC47: you raped it

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Thank You Rape

When someone does something nice for you, and to thank them you force sexual activity upon them.

Barry got me a new coffee mug yesterday, so I dragged him into the closet for some Thank You Rape!

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Are you raping me?

= Are you kidding me
Thank you Lucas Cellar

"You are suspended for 2 weeks, im sorry"

"WHAT!!! ARE YOU RAPING ME!!!?????"

or

"He doesnt even talk to me"
"Are you raping me!?"
"...ummm...no...."

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Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

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....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

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you getting raped

it means youre dumb or they do not like what your saying

person: you like wassaname? you: you getting raped

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All you can rape buffet

Party filled with drunken bros ready to abuse.

dude, i went to the jack johnson concert the other night, and it was like an all you can rape buffet.

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